How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...