Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Watching Baywatch
10 Things People Around the World Learn About Americans by Watching Baywatch1. American men...
Computer Terms
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of –...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...