One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...