Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!