Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...