New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...