Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!