Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...