General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...