Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...