Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...