Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...