His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.