Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....