Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...