Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...