One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!