Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...