200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...