Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...