Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!