Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...