Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...