Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...