Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.