Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...