They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...