58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...