Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
How to impress a woman.
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Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Murphy’s work laws
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I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...