Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...