Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...