Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.