The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...