Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Snowboarding lesson
|Snowboarding Lessons When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.