Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...