Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
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