Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...