Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...