Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...