Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...