Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...