Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Kid’s letters to God…cute!
Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...