Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...