The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...