Pope Dies
Pope Dies The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Change In Fashion
This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co-...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....