Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...