La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
The strength of youth
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...