Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...