Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...