One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
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Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...